Musical Horror Mystery Machine-

STING-er stunk

BJORK's Swan song

CROUCHING bladder, hidden tiger snake

That NEWMAN guy and that BANGLES Girl

Its Alive - Horrible Speaking Machines

Rustled CROWE

Jules ROBERTS

welcome back STEVIE

J how LO do you go

CROUCHING BLADDER,
HIDDEN TIGER SNAKE

She was pretty, the back drops a bit cheesy. The fighting-dancing, not as clever as weve seen before. The song, lame. She was pretty. Basically you could have footage of cows in a pasture behind the pretty Coco Lee, we all would be as mesmurized. But does this convey the magic that Ang Lee caught on film ? Not by any means. Is her performance an outright amazing one, no. The main factor here is that this years' worth of movies were so terrible, we are giving the most attention to one not even translated in English. Yes it was an epic film, yes you should go rent it, but will you? Probably not, and if so, you problably wont get past much of the reading. Why ? Cuz America is lazy, we need our entertainment as frivulous as possible, with an unrelenting amount of graphic violence and gore. Things we can relate to, foul language, governmental conspiracies, teenage angst and adultery. Mystism? yea right. But oh well, its your loss cuz Crouching tiger, hidden dragon is a work of art- content, visual, audio, and  performance wise.

sidebar - Best subliminal Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon reference -
Bob Dylan accepting his award . "Omigod, this is amazing,...I want to thank the Academy. It's a song that doesn't pussyfoot around or turn a blind eye to human nature...Thanks and God bless you all with peace, tranquility and good will...."

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