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Musical Horror Mystery Machine- |
THE O-SCARS Roll out the red carpet. Pomp, primp, push-up, pimp, and parade, hollywood style. Welcome to one of the most celebrated disgusting displays of humanized glamor, the Oscars. It turns our stomache yes, but we watch it. Cuz it can get pretty scarey. As soon as Joan Rivers voice cracks into our ears, the ceremony has begun. Critiqueing under a indiscriminating eye, everyone looks beautiful as they walk up and push their wares for E!, but once they walk past and on down by she mutters, 'oh my gawd what in the heavens was she thinking ?" This goes on for 2 hours, and we watch cuz not even the most vile moments of shock-tv, or naked survivor gayness, or burning skin outback graphic, nor even gore fests on the local news can prepare us for the horror that is the hollywood machine. - ez |
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