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j. how lo do you go

J.  HOW LO DO YOU GO

All the way down, at least as visualized by the remaining straight men - if any even watch this farce. J. Lo nearly is popping out of the Tv screen , so much so, she may have been the first female in the oscars to be censored- they cropped her face, showing barely as much of her shoulder as she bust a line. get it - bust a line.... We can tell you what you missed, she was wearing a stunning dress any woman in her right mind would never wear, a completly sheer top, revealing only a tip more of what she flashed us last year, as now referred to as 'the dress'. This year it was called 'you can see her nips' . Very photogenic, her dark skin shined as if she sat a little too long in a suntan salon with that cream you buy to darken a tan rubbed all over. Unfortunately for us, she didnt lay down any shout outs or word to your mutha. Nor did she do her hip-hop-ass-romp roll its ok we know she got back and now we now what she got front'n. J. Lo, u most be getting a little cold....

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