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Musical Horror Mystery Machine- |
JULES ROBERTS- ITS ALIVE ! Oh she wasnt prepared for this one, how quaint, thought you would never get recognized for your blockbuster earnings deary? Dont get too wet on yourself there dear Julia, its only Hollywoods way of telling you, you are going to get your ass naked in your next flick. At least she will have the push-up bras endorsements ( go to our review of Erin). So now she walks, taking along time in a dress she took along time selecting, mustave figured she needed to milk all the screen time she could out of this one. As we all chanted, trip, trip,trip... rip, rip, rip..... but alas, such entertainment will be void tonight, at least till J.LO pops out.... Ms. Roberts needs to be told all her acting skills are a smidget of rubb-off from her brother, Eric who she has kept a distance from. His command of the screen is near perfect, but Jules simply rolls along in the same teethy overly happy sappy role after sappy role. Awash in herself she plays well, lets see if she can ever be diverse, playing as a Seals recruit or a stripper so convincingly as ex General Hosptial star, Demi Moore. Once J.LO, the real star of the night shows up, teenage America and every photographer forgets about the bland and plasticy smiled J.Rob. [next >] |
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