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Musical Horror Mystery Machine- |
COUNTING RUSTLED CROWES What a poor lass. How quaint it must be, that a non-Australian country feels the need to acknowledge his talent. After all, he is 'just an average bloke' isnt he? No actually hes one damm stick in the mudd. Talk about life of the party eh- not only was his puckered- pissed off stageward glare irritating, but what was up with his hair ? Someone with such poor hairstyling should nary bother one devious glance or snicker to anyone but the same hairdresser. Russle might be the Gladiator supreme, (see our review here) but offscreen he is assholus maximus.He mustave had Goldie Hawn on some real freaky drugs for her to have decided on anything to do with him but outright murder. Then in all his glory, he dares to scoff off any intent on our part to further glorify the already almighty. What were we thinking- of course he gets the award, why we even bother having other nominees ? Then in much original fashion he praises his parents, as if everyone else had forgotten to do so - what a guy ! He simply was the nights biggest downer, unable to allow even the amazingly funny Steve Martin poke fun at him, his stern face unmoved as if constipation crept in. Fittingly, for the aussie-warrior is full of shit. [next >] |
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