Musical Horror Mystery Machine-
STING-er stunk

BJORK's Swan song

CROUCHING bladder, hidden tiger snake

That NEWMAN guy and that BANGLES Girl



Its Alive - Horrible Speaking Machines

Rustled CROWE

Jules ROBERTS

welcome back STEVIE

J how LO do you go

WB STEVIE

Dude you are funny still. Well loved and animated, you get massive Kudos for your deep gouging stabs at nearly anyone sitting in the audience and non-attents such as Anna Gold-Digger Smith. Getting steamy eyed on more than occasion, was the loveable prince of calm and cool collective stickuptheass, Russle Crow. You did well Steve and deserve some sort of Zombie award for outlasting previous hosts, Billy Crystal et al. Maybe he is UNDEAD. If so, the machine that brought him back to life was really juiced up.

heres a bunch of what will now be remembered as Martin-isms

*Right now, all over the world, there are 800 million people watching us, and every one of them is thinking the exact same thought: that we're all gay*

*Ellen Burstyn did something that not many actresses would do for a role in a movie. She made herself look 30 pounds heavier and 20 years older. And Russell Crowe still hit on her*

*Hold your applause until it's for me*

*At the supermarket, it's 'Steve Martin'? At the airport, it's, 'Are you Steve Martin'? While making love, it's, 'Are you Steve Martin?*

*An honorary award will go to 81-year-old producer Dino De Laurentiis, or as he's known to Anna Nicole Smith, 'fresh meat*

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