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Musical Horror Mystery Machine- |
THE O-SCARS - STINGER STUNK And now to Kick off this gala in a dramatic pose, we will bore you to tears with another of rocks aging mega stars. Sting. Singing a bland tasteless ballad, once his weak and sad voice cracks through the air, we beg for him to lose his wits and simply break off into a frenzied version of Roxanne. Fat Chance. With a highly touted comeback, his arabian-esqe single quickly endorsed by a car manufacture, but no one even saw this drag coming. A fitting soundtrack, perfect for driving your new car off a cliff. One can easily say, Sting, you stunk up the place. Bringing this world of merryment that is the oscars to an abrupt stop within the first 15 minutes. Now thats thats a way to liven things up. Weee. [next >] |
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