Musical Horror Mystery Machine-

STING-er stunk

BJORK
's Swan song

CROUCHING
bladder, hidden tiger snake

That NEWMAN guy and that BANGLES Girl

Its Alive - Horrible Speaking Machines

Rustled CROWE

Jules ROBERTS

welcome back STEVIE

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how LO do you go

BJORKS STORK

Joan Rivers: Now theres an unusual dress, Bjork, care to tell us about it ? "
Bjork: "tee-hee taj a dress is my friend made for meee , a friend so i weer it"
Joan Rivers : (searching for words)

What a Phenomenon ! Not the simplest of tasks, taking Joan Rivers ability to speak legibly,and in the same breath,  knocking all the celebritism and fashion slave ass- kissing, Bjork simply wore something a friend made for her. One of much hilarity needless to say, a swan or perhaps a Stork, wrapped around her neck, connecting the frilly fluffy yet leg-revealing poofy mini. Bjork has proven herself to be the surreal artist of our new millenium, providing a bulk of work, most of which is un-recreatable, with effortless ease and the kniving subliminal agenda of a secret agent. Mousy yes, but so unattached. She is a spectacle, a wonder of the world and a delightful performance artist. It is no wonder she was nominated for her part in Dancer in the Dark. Her uniqueness shines through every interview, and in each moment she verges, teeter-tott and tip toed near to plunging her way right out of certain celebrity. At this oscars, singing in her dead-swan poofy dress, her incessant nodding and eating of her own lyrics, she delivered an un cromprehensible but syrup-coated melody. Her range of motion, a simple lift off the heels, as if a 6 year old would do if forced to sing in front of guests.
Bjork, we congradulate you, you are sheer delight in action, we love you.


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