Glad he 8 her

Erin
Bra-kovitch


Attention span
gone in 60
seconds


The Boner
Collecter

Shafted
yea u know whaddiamtalking about. can ya dig it? *beep*
:::70s screen swipe::::
bang bang, alley way duck. lay the *beeping** shotgun down on the hood of the car to fire it.
yea whos the *beep* man.
:::70s funk guitar::: shut your *beeping** mouth. push the fuzz glasses back over your eyes.
sheeyit. *beep*
blam blam. shaft! my teeth are growing, im about to bite CHOMP! the blood gushes off the screen.
Dont we wish!  This movie just had to be made, you see, the original is in such bad shape, it may never be shown again! ah such is life. No actually life isn't this forgettable. Actually re-reading this, it wasnt even that much fun. the images we put in our mind for this movie are even better than what was captured on film, even Samuel L Jackson included. 

-ez

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