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Erin Bra-kovitch

   Does anyone actually like this woman? Plastic smiled teethy and crystalline gaze, Julia Roberts has all the charm any good natured zombie (like us) would want to rip to shreds in hopes there is no possible chance of re-animation (ack the horrors). There's supposed to be some kind of life-inspiring story here, she unfurls some sticky business about oh uhm ohhh - some ::::yaaaawwwwwn::: thing or another,....
    OH GOD.... she just bent over to pick up a stack of papers. whoo hoo. We all know the body double used in this movie should be acknowledged more so than the curly haired 'pretty woman'.Or at least show to every breast-obessive man just how far the new wonderbra can be putto good use - mild distractions. kudos for victoria secret and close shot editing. everything else is a snooze here.

-ezomby

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