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Glad-he-ate-her

ahh that weaky sneazel, Russel Crow, who successfully seduced Meg Ryan in the now playing , Proof Of Life, will be forgiven for his lame performance in that one for he is the gladiator supreme. and to think thumbs-up thumbs-down started in the rome collisuem... most of us gave this flick a thumbs up cuz bloody warriors are cool. Specially decapitations, high kudos points for decapitations! So our hero, basically the general death for rome, was the hier-apparent choice for the ruling Ceasar,  much more the manly ruler type than his supposed - to-be destined wussy son. Well things get tricky when the old man dies, and his son steps up to basically give alot of grief to our hero, who gets his revenge. yeahhh. We all end up chanting Max-i-mus, Max-i-mus, just hoping he will pull out the sniveling snooty- ruler gonads with his bare hands. Or perhaps his teeth ? ah this flick doesnt deliver the bite we preferr but ah the gore blood baths gets our decaying thumb up.

anyon-zombie.

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