Glad he 8 her

Erin
Bra-kovitch


Shaft-ed

The Boner
Collecter

(attention span) Gone in 60 seconds

Whats a good alarm system for nowadays? Here we have stone face Nicholas Cage forced into a rush job to disalarm and drive off with ( this cant be considered stealing, hes the good guy) 50 cars of various designs, in hopes he can save his younger brother who obviously stuck his jimmy into the wrong car. Angelina Jolie ( soon to be seen in Tomb Raider) proves as a good enough stage ornament but not nearly the better trophy compared to the hot rods in this movie. Everything runs smooth if you can imagine that until Cagey attempts the -Unicorn. Makes you ponder the reality of how -if someone wants your vehicle bad enough, they can take it. Good thing no one put Satellite trackers on these over-the-top muscle cars, or our little epic would be over real quick. The movie boils down to a car jump over the Ny bridge, using of all things, a ramp, causing a slight bit of damage to the fabled Unicorn. Adding to the touch of reality, somehow everything is ok, no one dies and the feds chasing Cagey just let him off with a pat on the back. good work now find a new hobby, but I am keeping the Hummer.

- ez

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