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THE RETURN OF ARE YOU MY MUMMY-ROCK ? (as uncrypted by ezomby) First off, what did we really expect? Seriously, isn't Brendan Fraser actually George of the Jungle? At least in Hollywood, a guy so dum and really cant act gets to kiss all the cute girls. Which brings us to the bad ass, sexy, reincarnated Egyptian Princess with a sensual side, Rachel Weisz (nice gaze from the grave baby) and her perfect entrance to a kiss he-he. But sweetie, a few tears when your son was abducted by mummies would have been nice. Just how cold can a self-centered bitch be? Hmmmm wonder if she is even alive? Ok enough fantasizing, back to the plot - Take a mix of Crocodile Dundee adventure, some Star Wars action, and Disney humor, figure out how to get mummies to resurrect other mummies- include a 'book of life' that causes death and a 'book of death' that gives life -( a degree of Egyptian irony -go figure ) and you're ready to fight THE ROCK. (WWF enemies should take notice the key elements needed to defeat him). Looking alot like an Xman Figurine, the stone cold ROCK cant even upstage the coolest creepy things in this flick- the BUGS. Yes bugs bugs everywhere, beatles, spiders, scorpions, snakes entering bodies under the flesh...creeping through under your skin - oh you gotta love that ! The Next to best thing has to be the chillingly sexy Temptress, who is resurrecting her long lost love. She's sexy, and dead- yumm. Spew all this together with all the incredible special effects, and the buggies, its too bad these people cant act, nor do enough of them receive a pest-y peril, but its all good - they get to use the book of death, wouldnt you just DIE to get to do that ? Kudos to: bug lovers, zombies, mommies oops i mean mummies and anyone who has a love for sand- Hacks and Hisses to : The Rock. Hope his movie career stays both dead and under wraps with this Stone-faced effort. * special thanks to the lucky reader who sent this in, she gets special privaledges oh yea- |
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